Heights of lonliness: The longer you wait, the hotter you date... . . . . . . . . . Lagta Hai Meri Wali Jal Ke Mar Gayi Hai!
Wife: Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun Main Aaj? Husband: Waah Kya Baat Hai, Aaj To Bilkul Priyanka Chopra Lag Rahi Ho! Wife: Sachhi, 'Don' Wali Ya 'Krrish' Wali? Husband: 'Burfi' Wali!
Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai? Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!!